Since Rush was in Washington not too long ago, and he was out jogging,
because he was a big athlete, and he was going along the river, and
he came on these three girls who were riding their bikes and recognized him,
and they waved, and he was flattered that these young girls recognized him and he waved
back.
Somehow he became very distracted by all these and he fell into the river.
Not to worry though, the girls saw him and they rushed over and pulled him out and they
revived him;
he was so grateful, he said "girls, thank you for saving me,  I would like to do something special
for each of you."
And the first girl said: "I could use a new bike."
and he said: "Done!".
the second girl thought about it and said: "when I get bigger, can I go on your radio show?"
and he said: "Absolutely! as long as you are not a liberal."
and the third girl thought about it and she said: "Mr. Limbaugh", she said,  "this is a tall order,
but you are a powerful man, I would like to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery after I die."
and he looked at her, "my girl, you can't be more than 10 years old; How on earth could you
possibly be thinking about where you want to be buried?"
she said: "when I get home and tell my mom who I have just saved?”